This Christmas Morning
A Comedy of Christmas Tragedies
by Rich Melheim
Her father's a grump.
Her kids won't stop fighting.
Her husband's in the closet closing business deals on his cell phone.
Her brother's latest fiancé is a flake.
Her future nephew is seriously dangerous.
Her "Martha Stewart" mother died a month ago on Thanksgiving day.
The cat is choking on the tinsel.
And Jana is supposed to magically put it all together and put on a Christmas just like mama used to do to make it all better.